Oscar Wilde

"Be yourself, everyone else is already taken." ~Oscar Wilde

Monday, July 10, 2006

Driving Escapades


Straight up now tell me, how bad are minivan drivers?!! Oh my heck, I'm driving back from North Ogden this morning to go to work. I'm just going along and I can count three instances of horrible driving:

1- Minivan coming up right behind me and then switching not one, not two, but THREE friggin' lanes to take the 500 South exit in Bountiful!
2-Minivan confused about how to exit on to I-215. There are two lanes to exit to I-215 as most of us know. The left lane is also the Beck Street Exit as most of us know. However, the mini from Idaho did NOT know! She is like freaking out and thinks she has to be in the right lane and proceeds to cut off three cars while going 50 mph!
3-Minivan driving east on South Temple. First of all, it's from Wyoming; second of all, it's lost! So the guy is like praying about turning right on 600 East. Keep in mind I still have 7 friggin' blocks to go to get to work! So, I swerve around him and he is still in the middle of the lane probably just saying Amen!

Did you notice a pattern? A pattern of MINIVANS! It's like people get behind the wheel of a mini and completely forget how to drive! AAaahhhh!!

In other happenings, the reason I was driving to work from North Ogden is because...my mission papers are done!! I had my physical exam today and it turns out I am in ship-shape to serve a mission! After getting stuck with four needles, I am set to go! TB, Hepatitis AB, Tetanus Booster and Hemoglobin check. I think I am done with needles for a little bit. Next step: the Temple. The Ogden Temple will be the place in August!
So, let the guessing begin, the call should be here in about two weeks! Booyeah!

2 comments:

  1. Dude, avoid minivans at all costs. They will wreck your day in a hurry. :)

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